- fuckin watching everything with captions (and then people complaining about them)
- getting everyone’s names mixed tf up and more so recognize people by facial features
- refusing to even try to listen to two people talking at you at the same time
- can barely follow verbal-only instructions
- know big words but zone out if people use like five almost consecutively
- get consistently more annoyed than necessary by repetitive beeps and clicks
- willing to kill a man if they insist on making high-pitched scraping sounds
- can’t stand the sound of an animal licking something (it sounds like sandpaper omfg) but you put up with it because you love them
- trying to explain how you’re actually HoH not just an asshole asking people to repeat themselves five times for fun
- would slap a person for chewing with there mouth open/chewing loudly
- accidentally scraping your teeth together/against silverware and wanting to die
also me:
[hears the phone ring in the house from across the street] man my hearing is fucking great i’m like a bat!
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